Welcome to the forum! Please check your sanity at the door; you won't be needing it here. And as a welcome gift, I'd like to offer you your choice of Altermeta plushies! For security purposes, our catalog is printed in invisible ink. *hands over plushie catalog* Enjoy!
You can choose from CC, Josephine, Boo, T-square (Limited Pirate Edition), Sasha (Limited Rum Wench Edition), and Doris.