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*cranks up Freewill by Rush*
*Edward falls unconscious, blood dripping from his ears!*
Noo!! *summons his lightning magic and blasts the stereo to pieces* See what you did? You've ruptured his ear drums! He'll go deaf now! I'm calling 911... *dials 911 on the nearest telephone*
*me begins assembling a new stereo as he plays Working Man by Rush from a nearby boom box*
*Edward again flails to the ground. Blood starts streaming out his ears and nose!*(I had a roommate who played Rush nonstop all day long. That soured me on Rush. The same thing with the Dave Mathews band. I heard it played so much I can't stand his songs!)
*looks at the blood sniffing cautiously then turns his eyes upon Edward and stares intently at the blood yet dripping onto his shirt and face*Perhaps I should excuse myself, the sight of blood makes me... *his eyes roll back into his head as he states the last word in a much deeper and generally evil sounding voice* ravenousss.
He seems to have a taste for blood, so Risha thought it would be prudent to zap him with lightning. Instead of, you know, offering him a bag of A+ from the nearest portable hole.