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General => Introductions => Topic started by: dolphin42 on October 20, 2014, 08:07:45 AM

Title: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: dolphin42 on October 20, 2014, 08:07:45 AM
If you hang out in the chat room you may have noticed me, even if I only occasionally visit the forums. I'm an electrical/software engineer and an aspiring sculptor and costume maker, definitely on the beginning side. I'm easy to talk to, I hope. A big fan too ;)

-dolphin42
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: Lisbon Virgo on October 20, 2014, 09:08:25 AM
Dolphin? HERE? *pounces Dolphin and hugs him*

Sushi? :)

Oh, and Dolphin, we WILL corrupt you here. :)

The Welcoming Committee will be in shortly with your ballon, pastry of choice, plushie of choice, and other assorted stuff.
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: brothejr on October 20, 2014, 10:38:27 AM
It's cool to see you here Dolphin.  Welcome!  :)

*Edward quietly walks into the room, sees the newcomer, and silently begins to dig around inside his backpack.  After shifting some things around, he comes up with a mixtape cassette full of mixed rock songs he put together.  Silently, almost shyly, he goes up to Dolphin and hands him the cassette.*  Um, enjoy mister!  *Then he wanders off to go back to listening to his music and read comics.*
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: Voidbane on October 20, 2014, 01:57:23 PM
Walks in, wearing trench-coat and shades...

"Greetings, project dolphin..."

The 7'10" draconic figure hands over a note...

"Your mission, should you choose to accept it,
is to support a high-priority creative developer who has made their base here.
Make sure they have the emotional resources needed to continue their work."

Looks to the left and right shiftily...

"This may seem easy,
but intel reports the forces of Murphy and Fortuna are actively trying to deter their momentum.
This may become complicated,
but the world NEEDS their work!"

Checks an arm that has entirely too many watches...
some not even ticking.

"My time is up..."

And walks off....

"That note will self destruct in 3.754 seconds!"

 ;)

Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: Risha Kalsyhan on October 20, 2014, 04:38:00 PM
*3.754 seconds later, walks in hefting a cardboard box and steps over the note just as it self-destructs, and is sent flying through the air by the explosion, scattering kuvrahk plushies everywhere!*
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: Twiggy on October 20, 2014, 05:03:34 PM
Oh! A wild Froofy Batwyvern appeared!

*gives the newcomer a froofy batwyvern*
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: Dreaker on October 20, 2014, 05:16:11 PM
Welcome to this corner of the internet! We have many plushies but we all out of Boo ones... Mystery why.. No one knows..

Be warned: Any food left unattended will be devoured by shadowy forum lurkers.
*returns to the shadows*
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: Liram on October 21, 2014, 05:58:58 AM
*comes screeching around the corner on the brand new altermeta golf-cart bailing out at the last minute to avoid hitting a portable hole*

Blast and confound these holes!!! Well I was going to give you a tour on the new cart, but unfortunately *glances over at the hole where the cart has seemingly disappeared* We may never see it again.

In any event, welcome. If I can be of service in any capacity besides that of chauffeur please let me know.
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: Risha Kalsyhan on October 21, 2014, 07:08:56 AM
*gets back up just in time to be crushed by a golf cart falling from a portable hole in the ceiling*
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: MeepSire on October 21, 2014, 07:12:24 AM
Apparently I'm late... Anyway, welcome! My gift is a single use teleport bracelet that is capable of a round trip.

*lifts an edge of the cart*
Are you alright?
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: Lisbon Virgo on October 21, 2014, 07:43:29 AM
Hmm. Seems flat Risha is flat. :-D
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: Jay Chan on October 21, 2014, 07:46:40 AM
*swoops in and hovers a small VTOL low above the chat*
*hops out the side with a small chute, landing next to the overturned golf cart*
*lowers a cable down to Blue, tying off the other end inside the VTOL*
*hooks the cable to the upturned golf cart, checking for security and signaling back up at Teal*
*nods and gently pushes the throttle, lifting the golf cart and setting it down several meters off from the nearest portable hole*
*hefts Risha over his shoulder, unhooks the golf cart, and holds onto the cable*
*signals Teal and starts winding the cable back up into the cab*
*nods and lifts Blue and Risha off the ground, accelerating out of sight toward another part of the forums*
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: confusedcious on October 21, 2014, 08:51:06 AM
*hands over a welcome balloon*

Welcome to the forum.

Prepare to have your welcome thread derailed in 3...2....1...
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: brothejr on October 21, 2014, 11:15:11 AM
*hands over a welcome balloon*

Welcome to the forum.

Prepare to have your welcome thread derailed in 3...2....1...

*Edward wonder's if he should point out to Confusedcious that she is about to step on/in another portable hole on the ground?  He shrugs and casually strolls off only briefly stopping to check and see if Risha is alright.*  Wow, being blown up and having a golf cart landing on you.  You're not having a good day are you? 

But again, welcome to the chat.  Zaniness abounds and it's best to just go with the flow then to fight it!  :)
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: confusedcious on October 21, 2014, 01:43:15 PM
Ze....

*vanishes into a hole in the ground*
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: Lisbon Virgo on October 21, 2014, 07:21:36 PM
*hands over a welcome balloon*

Welcome to the forum.

Prepare to have your welcome thread derailed in 3...2....1...

It was derailed LLLLOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG before you posted. :-D
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: dolphin42 on October 22, 2014, 01:04:41 AM
Heh thanks very much for the warm welcome, and yeah, watch out for stray holes. Carry a flashlight. Rawr and stuff.
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: Lisbon Virgo on October 22, 2014, 01:10:59 AM
Dolphin, is that the Kuvvie suit you've been working on?
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: dolphin42 on October 22, 2014, 01:22:45 AM
No that's a blue liger called "punky" Once I'm satisfied with the Kuvvy I will change the icon to that :)
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: confusedcious on October 22, 2014, 09:47:02 AM
It was derailed LLLLOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG before you posted. :-D

*wanders back in holding a cloud-like bundle of balloons*

Eh, I don't know if this place even has rails.
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: dolphin42 on October 28, 2014, 09:23:03 AM
/me Looks at the baloons and smiles

Very festive, why so many?
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: confusedcious on October 28, 2014, 01:29:29 PM
/me Looks at the baloons and smiles

Very festive, why so many?

I improvised an emergency parachute, you know. The usual.
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: Voidbane on October 28, 2014, 02:25:51 PM
*Sets out a boombox playing generic electro-pop noises...*

"FREESTYLE~!!!"

Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: Risha Kalsyhan on October 28, 2014, 05:26:22 PM
*dances*
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: brothejr on October 28, 2014, 10:36:45 PM
*Edward tries to act like he's not interested in the music, but one of his feet seems to be tapping to the beat!*
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: Lisbon Virgo on October 29, 2014, 03:19:04 AM
*sneaks up to the boo box and quickly switches the music to Gothenburg style thrash metal with healthy amounts of dance techno and European trance mixed in.*
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: Liram on October 29, 2014, 04:19:59 AM
*Begins waltzing to the generic music and continues despite the change only hitting on the beat once every so often while humming to himself*

Hmm da da dum, da da doo, da da dum
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: Risha Kalsyhan on October 29, 2014, 05:09:55 AM
*sneaks up to the boo box and quickly switches the music to Gothenburg style thrash metal with healthy amounts of dance techno and European trance mixed in.*
*collapses on the floor, shaking uncontrollably*
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: Liram on October 29, 2014, 06:26:01 AM
*collapses on the floor, shaking uncontrollably*

*Bows to the unconscious Risha* May I have this dance?

*Carefully scoops up the limp body and begins twirling it about the floor laughing a little too loud from time to time*
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: dolphin42 on October 29, 2014, 07:44:34 AM
Dances with no one in particular :)
Title: Re: Yes, it's an Introduction :)
Post by: dolphin42 on October 29, 2014, 07:46:44 AM
Also "we will corrupt you here" is a past tense kind of thing so no worries LOL